Heavier than expected

Holly smoke! I just stepped off the scale (a really nice digital one) and realized that:
1. I weigh 237 pounds! Granted, I was wearing socks, underwear, a tshirt, a shirt, a pair of (thick) pants, and a pair of cufflinks, but still...;
2. Since I only wrote one sentence of my fist post yesterday, it is dated January 19, and it appears that I am not a procrastinator after all, even though I just finished the post 5 minutes ago; and
3. Because it shows January 19 as the posting date, my previous post makes no sense, because I go on and on about procrastinating.

So, change of plan people, 38 pounds to drop!